You know, it doesn’t matter how loyal a servant you are, no one enjoys the company of a humourless mute.

I called for a knight, but you’re a bear

“Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.”
“Does my lord wish to answer?”
“No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”

 #road trip comedy

gingerhaze:

i have been waiting for this moment for a long time.

Jaime’s head jerked round at the sound of a distant roar, faint but ferocious. It echoed off the walls of Harrenhal, and the laughter swelled up like the sea. All of a sudden, he knew what was happening. Have we come too late? His stomach did a lurch, and he slammed his spurs into his horse, galloping across the outer ward, beneath an arched stone bridge, around the Wailing Tower, and through the Flowstone Yard. 

You want her? Go get her.

jaimelannister:

And how many lives have you saved?

wildlinging:

I’ll die if it pleases me.

All my life men like you have sneered at me. And all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust.

nimfeo:

afeastforkings:

In which the bear is tumblr

SHIPPER BEAR IS A THING NOW